How To Make A Pocket Pussy

There are a wide variety of sex toys out there that are aimed to give different experiences. But did you know that sex toys are not just limited to what you can buy?

Unfortunately, lockdown regulations are still lingering. This means that boredom may continue to be the main issue from being homebound. Due to a need to revamp sexual experience so that people can continue to be entertained at home, there has been a spike in online sex shop traffic. If you're one of those people who tried getting their hands on a new set of sex toys but got disheartened by the price, then you're in luck!

A pocket pussy or a fleshlight is precisely what it's named after – a portable pussy. From the benefits of a stamina workout to generally having a good time, this is a must-have for any stud looking to get their game on. Additionally, if your pocket can't afford a pocket pussy just yet, then try your hands on these homemade versions. After all, it's not all about how good the product is as long as it comes to terms with what you need it to do. So open up your New Year with a special type of fireworks with these homemade pocket pussies, which can be just as safe, sanitary, and arousing.

The Traditional Homemade Pocket Pussy

Pocket pussies usually have three essential parts: the shaft, the head, and the insides or the linings. Typically, a commercial pocket pussy has all these parts neatly compacted into one tube, which gives off a flashlight shape, hence the term "fleshlight." However, for your homemade version, don't expect it to be as neat and dandy compared to the commercial ones you see online, especially if it's your first DIY project. But no matter how rickety it may look, if it gets the job done, then it has served you well.

Getting off with the towel method

If there's another thing a towel is useful for other than drying you off, it's getting you off. The age-old towel method has been a gift of knowledge highly suggested for beginners with not much experience and resources into making a pocket pussy. You'll be needing a hand towel, a latex glove, some elastic bands, and your lotion of choice. First, fold your hand towel – preferably small for compactness, into quarters. Then, place the latex glove, preferably powdered to prevent skin irritation, on the towel with the cuff hanging off one side.

Afterward, roll the towel around the glove, making sure it's not too tight so that you can still have ease of penetration. On the other hand, if the towel is too loose, there won't be enough friction. To get the perfect fit, you'd have to rely on a trial-and-error method to find your ideal fit. For the next step, when you've reached your preferred tightness, secure your towel with rubber bands or a belt to prevent it from unfurling. For the second to the last step, peel back the glove cuff to cover the towel edge, and then lastly, place extra bands along the shaft to create tension.

How to use it?

Now, you have your very own pocket pussy made with the available house materials you can get your hands on. But if you don't know how to use it well, you may end up hurting yourself or causing skin irritation. To maximize pleasure, penetration, and health measures, consider either lubing your penis or the pocket pussy. You can opt to use a commercial sex lubricant if you have one at your disposal, but any lotion of choice is acceptable.

After you've shared your fill of the towel pussy, for hygienic purposes, unroll the towel, dispose of the glove properly, and wash the towel. Even though the main entrance of your penis was directed in the glove, the edges of the towel can still have some spills or blots caught in them. These residues can cause the towel to stink, and that can cause skin responses as a worst-case scenario. After cleaning up, repeat the process to make your next one.

Going Natural with a Cucumber Pussy

If the towel method isn't for you and you'd opt for a cooler sensation around your penis, then this next method may be what you want. The cucumber pocket pussy is perfect for beginners looking to add variety to their experience. Just like the towel method, you can easily get this with homemade materials. But the catch is that you'd have to buy a cucumber every time you'd want to go to pound-town. For this method, you will need a room temperature cucumber, a sharp knife, some duct tape, and rubber bands.

Preparing your main dish

The cucumber pocket pussy is relatively easy to make as well, and if you follow the steps correctly, you'll only enjoy maximum pleasure later on. First thing's first, to prepare your cucumber, cut one end from the cucumber cleanly with a sanitized knife to prevent rust from seeping in. Second, cut the cucumber in half lengthways and then open the cucumber to remove the seeds from both sides. After doing so, carve out small amounts of cucumber flesh until both sides wrap snugly around your penis.

Once your preferred tightness has been found, secure the cucumber with rubber bands to maintain the desired tension. After that, wrap the cucumber with duct tape to accommodate or increase tightness preference and to keep the pocket pussy from splitting. The next step is optional, but if you want a clean and smooth experience, a condom can be placed inside the cucumber. To do so, insert the condom before duct-taping the halves back together. Then, stretch the condom's rim over the edges of the cucumber and fold back.

How to use it

Congratulations, you're now a proud owner of a wholly organic and safe pocket pussy ready to be used at your disposal! However, before using it, consider that the materials used here are natural, so it can't last for days. If you didn't opt to use a condom and didn't pull out, that should be replaced immediately. Always practice good sexual hygiene when using these pocket pussies and treat them like they're the real deal.

As for everything, before enjoying your time, lubricate the pocket pussy with whatever lubricant you can find. The importance of always lubing up goes beyond smoothness of penetration since it helps protect the skin of your penis from irritation.

Eating-out Mr. or Mrs. Pringles

By now, you are probably accustomed to how creative you can get in securing your very own pocket pussy. The possibilities are pretty much limitless if you know how to be innovative and understand the basics of creating one. If the other two methods are beginning to get boring, then for this method, you will need a can of Pringles.

Preparing your canned pussy

Unlike the previous example, this type of pocket pussy is for those who want texture in their experience since the lining can easily be changed. What you'll be needing for this project is an empty tube of pringles (whatever size you'd prefer), two kitchen sponges, duct tape, latex gloves, and a knife. Before anything, prepare these materials, and once you're ready, you can now begin with the first step. First, remove the Pringles' tube lid as the can will be the shaft of your pocket pussy. Second, lay one sponge down, place the glove on top, and then put the second sponge over.

After that, pull the glove cuff out so that the glove opening hangs over the sponge's end since you'll be needing that for later. Next, you'll have to push the glove sandwich that you made inside the tube of Pringles so it's level with the opening. Keep in mind that there should be no gaps anywhere, and the sponges should be squashed together. Then, tug the glove cuff apart and then slip it back over the rim of the tube to conceal the edge of the can. Once that's done, tape it securely into place and cut a small hole on the base to avoid any build-up of suction.

How to use it

As per any pocket pussies mentioned in this article, safety and hygiene should always be prioritized over pleasure. Beforehand, make sure that the materials you used were clean and new to prevent any unwanted infection when using your homemade pocket pussy. After which, make it a habit to lube up your sex toy to protect and pleasure yourself later on.

Since the base materials used in this method were sponges and gloves, routinely replacing them is a smart idea since the build-up of your secretions and sweat can leak out in the sponge. It's also self-explanatory why you'd need to replace the glove since that is where you will be releasing. After cleaning out the sponge and the glove, it would be best to give the can a few wipes before re-building your pocket pussy again.

Indulging in Everything Made of Silicone

By far, this next homemade pocket pussy is both the hardest and the longest one to make. Although it may be relatively challenging compared to the other builds, the silicone pussy offers you a multi-use pocket pussy. When it comes to its texture and replication to that of commercial fleshlights, this is the closest you'd get at a low price.

Preparing your silicone pocket pussy

This build is arguably the hardest out of the listed homemade pocket pussies because of its lengthy process time. However, if you can spare the time, you'd be enjoying this one for much longer than the others. What you'll be needing for this project is a candle bigger than your penis, a sharp knife, and a silicone sealant. First of all, measure your penis' width and length against the candle and mark off the width of a candle 25% smaller than your measurement. Second, cut those two sides off lengthways at the 25% mark, and then cut the candle's remaining two sides, squaring it.

Afterward, smooth the sides down and resemble a carrot while keeping the perimeter 25% smaller around the edges. Once that's done, cover the candle in your silicone sealant at half an inch thick, then set aside for several weeks to dry out. After drying, remove the candle and throw it away unless you're looking to build a new silicone pussy later on. What you're left with now is the mold of your very own reusable silicone pocket pussy.

How to use it?

Unlike the other pocket pussies listed, this one is completely reusable with minimal maintenance after every use. As usual, if you're looking to reuse it with only minimal attempts of cleaning it, then put on a condom to prevent unwanted secretion in the mold. Remember that you still have to clean it to prevent it from stinking and wearing out the silicone with your excretion.

Since it's highly reusable but probably a little bit rough on the inside, especially if this is your first build, lube up. Lubing up will certainly help you to easily slide your penis in and out without worrying about a snug feeling or irritation later on.

Conclusion

If you know what you're doing and are willing to put the time in, pleasure doesn't necessarily have to come at a price. Sometimes, you can find extra fun and excitement in the process of making your very own sex toy. There's an endless stream of ideas when it comes to crafting your pocket pussy. From the basic towel method to the intermediate level of silicone usage, making a homemade pocket pussy is relatively easy. However, keep in mind that what you're using demands the utmost care and proper hygiene since you're still partaking in a sexual interaction. So never neglect to prioritize safety over pleasure and enjoy your affordable homemade pocket pussy!

 

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